My favorite things are comedy, baseball and pizza.
Talk to me, I'm usually not so bad.
Is a phrase that, in my life, has gone through three meanings.
The first being, I’m a kid with mean parents who won’t let me watch Cartoon Network. Can I come over and pretend to do homework at your place?
The next: I’m way cooler than you and don’t rot my brain with this foolishness.
And now: I watch Netflix all the time.
Freshman Year: I'll totally be able to get a job. I have so many options! I could teach, do research, or non-profit.
Junior Year: I don't even care that I won't be able to get a high-paying job. It's about helping people.
Post-Grad Summer: Please hire me I will do literally anything. Give me all your data I will enter it. Who wants coffee? Who wants me to flip a coin?
A lot of people are surprised when they learn I like sports. Apparently I give off a much more nerdy vibe (and apparently those two don’t mesh).
But I will have you know that as a kid, I played a game called MLB Showdown that was a simulation/strategy card game with a 20-sided die. And still to this day I keep a bunch of different spreadsheets with rosters and trades and stuff.
Don’t you dare think I’m not a complete dork about this.